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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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That is a good book which is opened with expectation, and closed with delight...
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I am years gone from my family and miles away … but they raid...
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If you lose money you lose much, If you lose friends you lose more,...
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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take...
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Every minute you are thinking of evil, you might have been thinking of good...
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Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.
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An actor who knows his business ought to be able to make the London...
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents...
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Remind me to write an article on the compulsive reading of news. The theme...