Quote #7718
So long as thou are ignorant be not ashamed to learn. Ignorance is the...
Quote #4219
I am sure the grapes are sour.
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Don’t put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get...
Quote #31248
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
Quote #2393
“9W”Answer to the question: Do you spell your name with a V, Mr. Vagner?
Quote #13247
Your body is just the place your memory calls home.
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #26985
The first and great commandment is Don’t let them scare you.
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If you want to be happy for a year, plant a garden; if you...
Quote #20285
Who dares not speak his free thoughts is a slave.