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Weather forecast for tonight dark.
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There is no good arguing with the inevitible. The only argument available with an...
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
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A lean agreement is better than a fat lawsuit.
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Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is...
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There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct or...
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I shall be telling this with a sighSomewhere ages and ages henceTwo roads diverged...
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Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the best even of their blunders.
Quote #6152
Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.