Quote #31318
One man’s folly is another man’s wife.
Quote #31314
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been...
Quote #2503
I propose getting rid of conventional armaments and replacing them with reasonably priced hydrogen...
Quote #6137
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
Quote #8343
Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.
Quote #30267
Women can form a friendship with a man very well but to preserve it–to...
Quote #33600
It shouldn’t be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into...
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #28571
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably...
Quote #8209
The greatest mistake is trying to be more agreeable than you can be.