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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The beauty of empowering others is that your own power is not diminished in...
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The state is nothing but an instrument of opression of one class by another–no...
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Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
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To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the...
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There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
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Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find...
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The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at...
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You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in...
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I have called this principle, by which each slight variation, if useful, is preserved,...