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Be humble, if thou would’st attain to Wisdom. Be humbler still, when Wisdom thou...
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I have heard it said that the first ingredient of success – the earliest...
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The first kiss is stolen by the man; the last is begged by the...
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You can’t deny laughter when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair...
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Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.
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We must combine the toughness of the serpent and the softness of the dove,...