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I am an old man and have a great many troubles, But most of...
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Someday is not a day of the week.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind...
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A man who is careful with his palate is not likely to be careless...
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It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.
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He’s a Blockhead who wants a proof of what he Can’t Percieve And he’s...
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History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
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I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
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Books have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own...