Quote #22155
It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.
Quote #18419
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #28053
I see something that has to be done and I organize it.
Quote #22531
I want you to stonewall it. (To staff on news of break-in at Watergate)
Quote #32570
Everyone knows that a man can always marry even if he reaches 102, is...
Quote #9761
God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its...
Quote #31878
Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.
Quote #242
Life is what happens while you are making other plans.
Quote #34662
Life is too complicated not to be orderly.
Quote #33973
To be pleased with one’s limits is a wretched state.