Quote #16627
Oh, that lovely title, ex-president.
Quote #1891
Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses.
Quote #2703
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Quote #32151
The sole meaning of life is to serve humanity.
Quote #10624
The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
Quote #7234
To a quick question, give a slow answer.
Quote #14517
The reverse side also has a reverse side.
Quote #31051
All men are evil and will declare themselves to be so when occasion is...
Quote #32470
Friends are angels that lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble...
Quote #8150
I hope I never get so old I get religious.