Quote #21001
United we stand, divided we fall.
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Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it’s called F-You. It’s...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #2149
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Quote #15857
Intellectually, religious emotions are not creative but conservative. They attach themselves readily to the...
Quote #9855
Women have more to offer this world than just a fallopian tube. Nothing is...
Quote #27033
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe...
Quote #20864
I pray you bear me henceforth from the noise and rumour of the field,...
Quote #1656
When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.
Quote #20143
Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.