Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #11856
Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.
Quote #33
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
Quote #9200
We think having faith means being convinced God exists in the same way we...
Quote #16356
Nonconformists travel as a rule in bunches. You rarely find a nonconformist who goes...
Quote #7513
As soon as any man says of the affairs of the State “What does...
Quote #2138
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to...
Quote #28131
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its...
Quote #32746
The fact that I was a bachelor provided two opportunities or two handles that...
Quote #19539
Sometimes when learning comes before experience It doesn’t make sense right away.