Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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I used to think that the Civil War was our country’s greatest tragedy, but...
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You can have anything you want–if you want it badly enough. You can be...
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Ask not what your country can do for you ask what you can do...
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Who takes the child by the hand takes the mother by the heart.
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There are two sides of the Velvet Rope. Those who want to be on...
Quote #32173
Your decision to be, have and do something out of ordinary entails facing difficulties...
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One who thinks by the inch and talks by the mile should be kicked...
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When in doubt, use brute force
Quote #17838
Cold If the thermometer had been an inch longer we’d all have frozen to...