Quote #33277
I voted for you during your last election. (To President Richard M Nixon)
Quote #26731
Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
Quote #31741
Politics is the conspiracy of the unproductive but organized against the productive but unorganized.
Quote #4312
Nobody likes the man who brings bad news.
Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #20714
Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be...
Quote #23551
If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of...
Quote #14312
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Quote #12124
During my three years in Vietnam, I certainly heard plenty of last words by...
Quote #26738
Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.