Quote #32270
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion.
Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Quote #11782
Any fool can tell the truth; it takes talent to lie well.
Quote #28126
Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear,...
Quote #22812
Common sense in an uncommon degree and is what the world calls wisdom.
Quote #22088
The way to develop self-confidence is to do the thing you fear and get...
Quote #28291
I wish there was a disease where you’re afraid of clouds, because I think...
Quote #26927
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #19858
To find a friend one must close one eye To keep him, two.
Quote #19686
A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two different things.