Quote #18890
The artist should be a seeing-eye dog for a myopic civilization.
Quote #25658
People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before...
Quote #5147
Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #10534
Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the ark...
Quote #11516
Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too...
Quote #26048
Never fail to know that if you are doing all the talking, you are...
Quote #19937
You don’t get harmony when everybody sings the same note.
Quote #22066
Cogito ergo sum.
Quote #32673
High school is closer to the core of the American experience than anything else...