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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and...
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If you’re an ant, and you’re walking along across the top of a cup...
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When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...
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A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth; flattery is a statement of...
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Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
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We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make...
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All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of...
Quote #8434
Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.
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Examples is more forcible than precept. People look at my six days in the...