Quote #13023
I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.
Quote #14873
The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for...
Quote #27045
Once upon a time there was an old country, wrapped up in habit and...
Quote #15153
Habits are cobwebs at first; cables at last.
Quote #31762
If you would be pungent, be brief for it is with words as with...
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #2348
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
Quote #8201
Gold for friends, Lead for foes.
Quote #14524
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Quote #28317
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...