Quote #1096
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
Quote #32889
Curiosity is as much the parent of attention, as attention is of memory.
Quote #584
What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Quote #12140
History is a cyclic poem written by Time upon the memories of man.
Quote #34312
If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a...
Quote #28195
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #34283
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #32076
I have a habit of comparing the phraseology of communiqus, one with another across...
Quote #7728
If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that is a...
Quote #13661
Talent develops in tranquillity, character in the full current of human life.