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See the conquering hero comes Sound the trumpets, beat the drums
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Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
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There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and...
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The only man, woman, or child who ever wrote a simple declarative sentence with...
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If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, just what does...
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It matters not whether you win or lose what matters is whether I win...
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Propriety was a rigid master, but one that must be obeyed if one wanted...
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
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What’s in a name That which we call a rose By any other name...
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I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If...