Quote #20676
The best remedy for anger is delay.
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #6225
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Quote #16422
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it....
Quote #24321
The gates of hell are open, night and day Smooth the descent, and easy...
Quote #13722
A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is...
Quote #3710
I have found you an argument: but I am not obliged to find you...
Quote #22657
In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to...
Quote #15468
A good marriage winds up as a meeting of minds, which had better be...
Quote #15732
Prejudice squints when it looks, and lies when it talks.