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The truth is, laughter always sounds more perfect than weeping. Laughter flows in a...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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A writer is not a confectioner, a cosmetic dealer, or an entertainer. He is...
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She knows what is the best purpose of education not to be frightened by...
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My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals...
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It is by its promise of a sense of power that evil often attracts...
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have...
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I do not propose to write an ode to dejection, but to brag as...
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Colleges don’t make fools. They only develop them.