Quote #2305
I knew her before she was a virgin.
Quote #2269
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #944
Would you please shut up and sit down!
Quote #33326
I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able...
Quote #26369
It’s tough watching a good idea lose because its backers are less eloquent or...
Quote #11396
Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.
Quote #28245
I don’t think I’m ever more ‘aware’ than I am right after I hit...
Quote #13179
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty...
Quote #25182
Man’s many desires are like the small metal coins he carries about in his...
Quote #1631
Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where...