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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
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Communism is what happens when, in the name of Mind, men free themselves from...
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Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
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God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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One never notices what has been done one can only see what remains to...
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I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....
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A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that...
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Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and...
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Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #14635
Education is not received. It is achieved.