Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #11610
Friend, be not afraid of thy office, thou sendest me to God.
Quote #12384
Those who enjoy such freedoms as we enjoy, forget in time that men died...
Quote #25859
The secret of my success is that I always managed to live to fly...
Quote #1935
You can convince anyone of anything if you just push it at them 100%...
Quote #27142
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #29704
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Quote #15497
Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom...
Quote #13987
The words you speak today should be soft and tender. . . for tomorrow...
Quote #13908
The superior man acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his action.