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I never could tell a lie that anybody would doubt, nor a truth that...
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Experience is a comb that is given to you, when you have already lost...
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
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It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
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An individual cannot know what he is till he has made himself real by...
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A guilty conscience needs no accuser.
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Nothing is worth doing unless the consequences may be serious.
Quote #16469
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
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In prosperity our friends know us in adversity we know our friends.
Quote #21043
Life is a foreign language all men mispronounce it.