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Character is what you are in the dark.
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The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him.
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I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he...
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I love freedom for what I can do with it, I hate freedom for...
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I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for...