Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #2265
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs...
Quote #1389
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Quote #30960
Eating and scratching want but a beginning.
Quote #16142
No one is safe from slander. The best way is to pay no attention...
Quote #1746
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Quote #19920
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another’s resemblance to ourselves.
Quote #1670
Creativity represents a miraculous coming together of the uninhibited energy of the child with...
Quote #17384
What is not fully understood is not possessed.
Quote #1775
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.