Quote #15474
“Luck” is a very good word if you put a P before it.
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Talents are best nurtured in solitude character is best formed in the stormy billows...
Quote #26144
Lord grant that I might always desire more than I can accomplish.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #33684
No matter how nice the company one might be with, however, it is never...
Quote #3049
Dubito ergo sum – I doubt therefore I am
Quote #2591
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
Quote #28541
Sometimes I have a terrible feeling that I am dying not from the virus,...
Quote #5573
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
Quote #15015
Little, vicious minds abound with anger and revenge, and are incapable of feeling the...