Quote #13405
One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
Quote #22949
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce...
Quote #16097
The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one...
Quote #2756
A pious man is one who would be an athiest if the king were.
Quote #10903
The future is no place to place your better days.
Quote #14446
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
Quote #5113
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
Quote #26856
You’ve never been lost until you’ve been lost at Mach 3.
Quote #2576
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
Quote #595
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.