Quote #25314
Life is God’s novel. Let him write it.
Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Quote #33269
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of...
Quote #22977
In the dark colony of night, when I consider man’s magnificent capacity for malice,...
Quote #16332
The biggest shortage of all is the shortage of common sense.
Quote #1590
Thus, in a real sense, I am constantly writing autobiography, but I have to...
Quote #22091
Some memories are realities, and are better than anything that can ever happen to...
Quote #33801
Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...
Quote #30027
Often the difference between a successful marriage and a mediocre one consists of leaving...
Quote #1330
A smiling face is half the meal.