Quote #28627
Love and a cough cannot be hid.
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #28322
If doctors ever tell you that you’ve ‘flipped out,’ don’t believe them, and just...
Quote #23126
No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into...
Quote #3894
It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense...
Quote #8101
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or...
Quote #17676
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
Quote #34184
Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.
Quote #24596
One who’s our friend is fond of us one who’s fond of us isn’t...
Quote #5435
Life is full of obstacle illusions.