Quote #7572
Books are hindrances to persisting stupidity.
Quote #22209
Ricky Excuse me Honey, umm, where the drinks are concerned, is that a hidden...
Quote #25216
Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart for his...
Quote #5848
A great preservative against angry and mutinous thoughts, and all impatience and quarreling, is...
Quote #480
What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Quote #16661
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand...
Quote #10422
No great leader in history fought to prevent change.
Quote #27912
I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
Quote #33183
Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
Quote #194
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.