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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Man with all his noble qualities, with sympathy which feels for the most debased,...
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There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the...
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A husband is always a sensible man; he never thinks of marrying.
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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be...
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When my country, into which I had just set my foot, was set on...
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There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
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Young men think old men are fools but old men know young men are...