Quote #19175
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
Quote #14533
We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn...
Quote #24500
The ass will carry his load, but not a double load ride not a...
Quote #34318
It’s very hard to take yourself too seriously when you look at the world...
Quote #34476
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out,...
Quote #27966
People who’ve had happy childhoods are wonderful, but they’re bland An unhappy childhood compels...
Quote #29197
You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more...
Quote #20046
Do not despise the bottom rungs in the ascent to greatness.
Quote #2071
Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
Quote #2836
Religions change; beer and wine remain.