Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #27843
It’s all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly...
Quote #26128
Every man who observes vigilantly and resolves steadfastly grows unconsciously into genius.
Quote #446
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought–...
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In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must,...
Quote #9872
Some of the best advice I ever received was “Man, that was terrible”.
Quote #20785
A thief believes everybody steals.
Quote #32628
The progress of the rivers to the ocean is not so rapid as that...
Quote #19101
Silently one by one, in the infinite meadows of heaven, Blossomed the lovely stars,...
Quote #20943
Oh, that way madness lies let me shun that.