Quote #12860
If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.
Quote #33100
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Quote #29306
We’re not quite so bumbling and hopeless as you like to think.
Quote #16692
Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
Quote #2945
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make...
Quote #11734
No one ever told me that grief felt so much like fear.
Quote #31671
An educated man … is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries...
Quote #34434
Drink nothing without seeing it sign nothing without reading it.
Quote #9768
Nobody picks on a strong man.
Quote #1833
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.