Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #16535
University President Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment...
Quote #33459
What you are is a question only you can answer.
Quote #16340
Extremists think “communication” means agreeing with them.
Quote #5663
Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.
Quote #645
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #812
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
Quote #14383
Necessity never made a good bargain.
Quote #33182
On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.