Quote #28820
Some people think they are worth a lot of money just because they have...
Quote #6357
The palest ink is better than the best memory.
Quote #18879
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #21505
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #3289
Congress consists of one third, more or less, scoundrels; two thirds, more or less,...
Quote #32052
Imagination, industry, and intelligence-the three I’s-are all indispensable to the actress, but of these...
Quote #30641
The best time to do a thing is when it can be done.
Quote #17503
The man of virtue makes the difficulty to be overcome his first business, and...
Quote #2344
Thank God kids never mean well
Quote #23623
A great step toward independence is a good humored stomach.