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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
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Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
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Then Bob proposed ‘A Merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us’...
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
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There’s a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice....
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The physicist cannot simply surrender to the philosopher the critical contemplation of the theoretical...
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Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...
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An intellectual is a person whose mind watches itself.
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What passing bells for these who die as cattleOnly the monstrous anger of the...