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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of...
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Hypocrite The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the...
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Dr. Evil The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do...
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Most of our imports come from other countries.
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The way to procure insults is to submit to them a man meets with...
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,...
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Reflect on your present blessings, of which every man has many; not on your...
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Love is know the pain of too much tenderness.
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An institution which is populare because it combines the maximum of temptation with the...