Quote #18258
The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.
Quote #4061
Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force. Like fire, it...
Quote #9824
The world is a great book; he who never stirs from home reads only...
Quote #11141
A book holds a house of gold.
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #23515
It ain’t braggin’ if you can back it up.
Quote #31217
We’re drowning in information and starving for knowledge.
Quote #24279
The Lord God is subtle, but malicious He is not.
Quote #2006
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Quote #16194
Man has to suffer. When he has no real afflictions, he invents some.