Quote #2961
Marriage: a long conversation chequered by disputes.
Quote #11560
The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron.
Quote #4565
To do two things at once is to do neither.
Quote #31812
We understand death for the first time when he puts his hand upon one...
Quote #29611
Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in...
Quote #5606
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #32719
A physicist is an atom’s way of knowing about atoms.
Quote #26932
We can now prove that large numbers of Americans are dying from sitting on...
Quote #9395
Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.
Quote #15859
Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a flea, yet he makes gods...