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Like the ski resort full of girls hunting for husbands and husbands hunting for...
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Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid’s head It’s the size...
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When you’re young, the silliest notions seem the greatest achievements.
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Perhaps a modern society can remain stable only by eliminating adolescence, by giving its...
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.
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It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially...
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I have known sorrow and learned to aid the wretched.
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As thou hast sown, so shalt thou reap.
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Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday…The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact...