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I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?
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Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle...
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I guess you go too far when pianos try to be guitars.
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Ask a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably...
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No one is so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
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A preoccupation with the future not only prevents us from seeing the present as...
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Life is real Life is earnest And the grave is not its goal Dust...