Quote #2300
Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.
Quote #1821
The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except...
Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #13168
No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove...
Quote #18908
The opera isn’t over till the fat lady sings.
Quote #1825
New York: where everyone mutinies but no one deserts.
Quote #9673
Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to,...
Quote #18344
The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5’7, it...
Quote #34050
Because you are in control of your life. Don’t ever forget that. You are...
Quote #22553
Teachers believe they have a gift for giving it drives them with the same...