Quote #34091
Joel That’s the movies, Ed. Try reality. Ed No thanks.
Quote #26952
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the...
Quote #34490
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #2068
When in doubt, duck.
Quote #22613
It is equally wrong to speed a guest who does not want to go,...
Quote #27389
If there is Magic on this planet, it is contained in water.
Quote #403
Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
Quote #2511
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
Quote #12155
That everybody is allowed to learn to read spoileth in the long run not...
Quote #18326
I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes....