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Remember that what pulls the strings is the force hidden within there lies the...
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Patience is the companion of wisdom.
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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
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I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is...
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The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm...
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Chief of the Army.
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Horses lend us the wings we lack.
Quote #13879
Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.