Quote #13532
Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp...
Quote #2041
My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any...
Quote #9247
For he who sees a need but waits to be asked is already set...
Quote #3571
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #31112
How Kennedy knew the precise drop in milk consumption in 1960, the percentage rise...
Quote #1919
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
Quote #30824
Life is unbearable, but death is not so pleasant either.
Quote #24107
Hell is other people.
Quote #16791
Few people think more than two or three times a year I have made...
Quote #19498
If you don’t know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere...