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“A penny for your thoughts?” “A dollar for your death.”
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Harding was not a bad man, he was just a slob.
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Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly. (On...
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Politicians are the same the world over: they promise to build a bridge even...
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The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the...
Quote #629
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears...
Quote #2660
In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford....
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If this were played upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an...
Quote #11882
The human language is like a cracked kettle on which we beat out a...
Quote #22924
Life only demands from you the strength you possess. Only one feat is possible...