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What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
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If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
Quote #6454
Give me a place to stand, and I will move the Earth.
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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I was resolved to sustain and preserve in my college the bite of the...
Quote #24813
Life is not advancement. It is growth. It does not move upward, but expands...
Quote #16097
The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one...
Quote #10750
Great things are done by a seris of small things brought together.
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Relativity keeps anything from happening at once. Quantum mechanics keeps everything from really happening...
Quote #20129
I never add up. I only subtract from the total dying… . . ....